Look at all of your money on my doormat … Im going to use it over the next couple of days to clean my shoes on … and Ive put a few more bills on the side to use as rags to clean my shoes as well. Does it hurt you to see me carelessly crushing the money that you worked for so long and hard? Ill clean all kinds of shoes on your money, high heels, sneakers, running shoes, boots and even my hiking boots … and if the tops of my shoes are dirty, Ill just take some bills from the side, use them as a rag and then dump them on the doormat as well! And theres absolutely nothing you can do to save your money … you can just helplessly watch as more and more of your money is crushed under my shoe soles … watch as my high heels pierce through holes, my deep-tread boots rip it apart and I crush my cigarette on it. Do you think any of this money will survive? I dont think so! So get back to work and earn another doormat for me!
