I cant stand these ugly garden gnomes – so Im going to crush these two under my hiking shoes with climbing crampons. Im gentle at first, stroke the gnomes heads and gently touch them with my shoes – then I kick them over. The sharp spikes of the crampons are just perfect to first crush little details – like the eyes or crouch of these ugly gnomes! Then its time to get to serious business – as I crush them more and more viciously until theres only a pile of splinters left of them. In the end I push some grass and mud over them and stomp/jump on them a few more times until theyre properly “buried” 😉
