Didnt I tell you to throw this old thing away?! This old plushie belongs in the trash, but before I throw it away, Ill flatten it under my butt. For the last minutes of its life, it will be a seat pad for my sweaty butt. Does it hurt you, to see your beloved plushie treated like this? Again and again my divine ass comes down onto it and its head and body get flattened. Maybe I should also clean my jogging shoes on it? And to make sure its gone for good, Ill throw it into the trash bag in the end and carry it out to the trash can – the garbage truck will then collect it and I can be sure its destroyed irrecoverable!
